A few things you should know before allocating your time to reading this nonsense awesome collection of my random thoughts and experiences:
In no particular order...yet still numbered...
1. I used to be far more savvy with technology. Bare with me, I'm a fast learner.
2. Everything you read here is 100% true, with the exception of when I overly exaggerate...which is only like 97.8% of the time.
3. I love you all. (See exaggeration statement above)
4. In all seriousness; it's been a long 5 years that have gone by for me without writing. A lot of life has taken place and I am SO looking forward to reconnecting with all of you lovely people. I have missed you all terribly.
Let's get on with the show.
